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Today, I am puzzled. Why does my left shoe squeak? It isn't a friendly, non-commital squeak. It's on a mission. People stop and stare, like I'm some minority group that doesn't belong in the places I visit. Which I suppose is true, in a bizzare way...
Today, I am also annoyed. My left shoe is squeaking. Every fricking time I put my left foot down it squeals like I'm stepping on some small cat or other. Combined with the unpleasant brown stuff I stepped in earlier, and the two real cats in the house think a new alpha male has moved in.
Today's Religious Fact
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St. Paul never met Jesus. Really. No sh*t.
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