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We've been warned by the (wo)men in charge of Blogger not to bring our occupations into our blogs. But... well... sometimes it's just a little hard to resist, is it not? I don't want to offend anyone, I don't want to reveal anything. But working in a convenience store - there are a few things that simply need to be said. Firstly - Don't throw money at me. If you're buying a packet of crips, don't shove a ten-pound note in my face before I've even scanned it. Do you not care if I say it's going to cost a fiver? Of course you care. Secondly - When I offer you a bag, do not say 'If you've got one'. What kind of shop would it be if we didn't? How many do you think I give out each day? I've got five hundred swimming around my feet. You want two? Go nuts. Thirdly - Don't ever ask me if I'm having a good day. Ever. The word 'convenient' is for people like you, not me. Thankyou, and have a wonderful day.