A Bear Walks into A Bar...
Walks up to the barman and says "I'd like a gin...
...
...
...and tonic." And the barman replies, "Why the big pause?" To which the bear replies "I was born with them."
Confused smiles on a postcard to the usual address...
With Thanks To That Birthday Card I Seem To Get Year After Year.
posted by FinalSin at 3/16/2005 04:39:00 PM
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Hey, I've got one.
An Amishman walks into a bar and takes a seat. The bartender is surprised to see an Amishman in a bar, and a gay bar at that. He gives the Amishman a puzzled look and asks "Rumspringa?"
The Amishman shakes his head. "Gin and tonic."
Hey, I've got one.
An Amishman walks into a bar and takes a seat. The bartender is surprised to see an Amishman in a bar, and a gay bar at that. He gives the Amishman a puzzled look and asks "Rumspringa?"
The Amishman shakes his head. "Gin and tonic."
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